elli's butt appreciation blog

tordles:

poor axe

their commercials will never be as good as old spice

they will also never be less sexist 

(hint: the two things are probably related!!!!)

cracked:

Come on, Jafar. At least hypnotize all of us into thinking Gilbert Gottfried’s voice is pleasant.
5 Famous Movie Characters Who Wasted Awesome Superpowers

#4. Jafar Could Have Just Hypnotized Everyone
Even before he gets hold of the magic lamp and wishes to become a sorcerer, Jafar already has some pretty cool supernatural abilities: He is able to hypnotize the sultan three different times using his snake staff.
Using his powers, Jafar convinces the sultan to give him his family’s ring and, later, his daughter’s hand (and the rest of her body). Smooth, Jafar.
Why is Jafar only using his hypnotic powers on the sultan, though?

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this article made me irrationally nerdrage because it’s painfully obvious someone never actually watched wreck-it ralph
couldnt even get the name of the game right, 0 points for effort

cracked:

Come on, Jafar. At least hypnotize all of us into thinking Gilbert Gottfried’s voice is pleasant.

5 Famous Movie Characters Who Wasted Awesome Superpowers

#4. Jafar Could Have Just Hypnotized Everyone

Even before he gets hold of the magic lamp and wishes to become a sorcerer, Jafar already has some pretty cool supernatural abilities: He is able to hypnotize the sultan three different times using his snake staff.

Using his powers, Jafar convinces the sultan to give him his family’s ring and, later, his daughter’s hand (and the rest of her body). Smooth, Jafar.

Why is Jafar only using his hypnotic powers on the sultan, though?

Read More

this article made me irrationally nerdrage because it’s painfully obvious someone never actually watched wreck-it ralph

couldnt even get the name of the game right, 0 points for effort

I like DC characters…I just hate DC.
EVERYONE in the DC fandom  (via personallyvictimizedbycomics)

pumpkinfishes:

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Oh mygod so for Eden Eternal’s 2 year Anniversary they have all sorts of fun stuff for sale, including a mini alpaca pet called an Abracapaca

LOOK AT IT

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IT EVEN SITS a-aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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It’s just

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it’s so

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Elli has his own baby alpaca HE IS SO HAPPY

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*HEAVY BREATHING*

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

retrodynamics:

newretro:

Finished comission for cognitiveaugurer who wanted flower crowns, kanji and alpaca plushies! I used yellow acacias and jonquils woven into black poplars for those interested in flower language.

I have this saved as “tumblr bait.psd” on my computer I hope everyone’s happy

tumblr user cognitiveaugurer has done us all a great service in paying you to make this

retrodynamics:

newretro:

Finished comission for cognitiveaugurer who wanted flower crowns, kanji and alpaca plushies! I used yellow acacias and jonquils woven into black poplars for those interested in flower language.

I have this saved as “tumblr bait.psd” on my computer I hope everyone’s happy

tumblr user cognitiveaugurer has done us all a great service in paying you to make this

pumpkinfishes:

I spent a good chunk of my night staring at Soup’s art of halfkins in bikinis because they are so precious
and then this happened

wow I had a pretty shitty night not getting any sleep and this pretty much made it 2000% better
<3 <3 <3

pumpkinfishes:

I spent a good chunk of my night staring at Soup’s art of halfkins in bikinis because they are so precious

and then this happened

wow I had a pretty shitty night not getting any sleep and this pretty much made it 2000% better

<3 <3 <3

pillowboat:

feel ugly?? no. don’t feel ugly. make flower crown. prettiest flower crown. the best one. pretty flowers. pink????? purple flower????? blue??? make flower crown. wear it. wear it everywhere. feel gold. 

junkpuyo:

And no one ate dinner that night.

junkpuyo:

And no one ate dinner that night.

utau-and-vocaloid-lessions:

Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F is headed West!
The game will arrive this August on both PlayStation 3 and Playstation Network in North America, and in Europe on Playstation Network!
And you don’t have to wait too long - the demo releases on Playstation
Network!

zethofhyrule:

Adventure to Ghoma Creek!

Link makes his way across Faron Woods to creek nearby Lake Floria that’s inhabited by dangerous and curious monsters that have resemblance to Ghoma beasts. For many more Figma Link adventures and other Zeth of Hyrule Epicness (+Follow) me or just check out my blog! LOZ ADVENTURE!!!!

~ Zeth of Hyrule

infinitywhale:

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

  1. Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
  2. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
  3. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
  4. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

I’m really sorry, followers. I just REALLY want a 3DS.

becomedog:

ah yes, that cool leader guy,

(got the cap from this post)